Blunt Reviews Presents: Ride Along (2014)

ride along

If you’re looking for that increasingly popular comedy that isn’t actually funny, then this is the film for you! A dull and uninteresting film that will cause a normal person to possibly chuckle on a maximum of two occasions, and then pray that the film is cut short by an asteroid hitting the projection booth. I would rather take a bath with an electrical appliance than sit through this god awful film again. But of course mainstream audiences threw money at it, making them think it’s a good film and encouraging them to make a sequel. Congratu-fucking-lations geniuses.

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